Jul 28th 2011, 23:54 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Jul 28th 2011, 14:32 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN
"Aw, maaaan!" I said bitterly, bent over double. I was clutching my knees, heaving, trying to fill lungs that didn't seem inflatable for the moment. "Nothing happened! So why do I feel so exhausted, then?"
Sent to Earth by E O Hatterpol at 14:35
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
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Thursday, July 21, 2011
Jul 21st 2011, 08:23 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN
SHE WRAPPED her legs around my neck.
Normally, I'd be happy to write that sentence, but not today. Because then the female gymnast bent back, got her hands underneath her and whiplashed my poor skull into the concrete.
Sent to Earth by E O Hatterpol at 08:36
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Jul 18th 2011, 14:08 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN
I WOKE up under a mountain of confetti. Some janitor's broom must have swept the celebration's leftovers over me, because it was in my eardrums, my nostrils and between gum and cheek. I felt disgusting, and my tongue was thickly swollen. If I didn't know better, I would have sworn I had a raging hangover to make the Dryheave Lounge proud.
Sent to Earth by E O Hatterpol at 14:17
Friday, July 15, 2011
Jul 15th 2011, 08:22 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN
I had angry Starbase policemen stuck to the velcro walls in the trampoline room behind me and a military bagpipe band surrounded by spectators in front of me. Where the shell was I supposed to go?
Sent to Earth by E O Hatterpol at 08:28
Jul 15th 2011, 08:17 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN
I may have torn out of that bar like Rip, but I was soon forced to slow to a sneaky snail's pace. There were just too many places where I could be recognized and arrested by Starbase policemen or recognized and reported by stupid tourist fartfaces.
Sent to Earth by E O Hatterpol at 08:21