A PIRATE'S PARADE

Jul 15th 2011, 08:22 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN

I had angry Starbase policemen stuck to the velcro walls in the trampoline room behind me and a military bagpipe band surrounded by spectators in front of me.  Where the shell was I supposed to go?

SNEAKING THROUGH STARBASE OCTOPUS

Jul 15th 2011, 08:17 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN

I may have torn out of that bar like Rip, but I was soon forced to slow to a sneaky snail's pace.  There were just too many places where I could be recognized and arrested by Starbase policemen or recognized and reported by stupid tourist fartfaces.

LINGERING CAPTAIN MAKEMAKE TRAUMA

Jul 12th 2011, 16:41 by E O Hatterpol | 1228 AU FROM SUN

I WAS stunned, to be honest.  Stunned and a little confused, too.  I had just had a strange conversation with Heartbreak about a secret fight club on Starbase Octopus.