WE PUSHED deeper and deeper into the cold crater tunnel, keeping just ahead of the murderous space pirates chasing us.
"YOU CAN'T PUT MONEY UNDER FREE PARKING," Captain Makemake shouted in rage. "THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SPACE, IDIOT. WHEN YOU LAND THERE, YOU'RE SAFE BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY RENT TO ANYONE. IT'S FREE PARKING, NUMBSKULL. FREE."
"Knows where what!?" I shouted, shaking the pirate's corpse by the shoulders.